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Volume 7

Winter 2002

The Ralph Nader Reader

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The Awful Truth

Holiday in Dirt ... Stan Ridgway

 

Sherman Skolnick's Report - "The pipeline plots, part one"

 

  • A big thank-you to Enron's Kenneth Lay for proving Ralph Nader right in a big way!  Now let's get Enron's right-hand errand boy, ex-Governor Bush, out of our house before he starts World War III.
  • I've been so depressed lately.  I guess it's because of the rampant war-mongers on the radio, in the papers, and on television.  A fourth Bush administration filled with war!  CIA wars in Nicaragua.  Military actions in Panama, Libya, Grenada.  Outright wars on Iraq and now Afghanistan, possibly Iran, who knows.  Tell me again, who are the blood-thirsty terrorists?
  • One million Africans have AIDS, the drug companies won't help a single one of them, and our president has declared war on the world over four thousand dead.  Of course, it's not because of the Twin Towers -- it's because the terrorists (or in Reagan-ese, Jihad freedom fighters) got to the Pentagon without a scratch.
  • A fabricated 99.99999% approval rating right out of one of Orwell's novels.
  • Here's a true story that demonstrates the times we're living in, as if racism in the US was anything new:  In October 2001, some men with dark skin (either Indian or Middle Eastern) were seen standing next to their car on the side of the road, observing Shaver Lake Dam in California.  Shaver Lake is above the San Joaquin Valley which probably has more rednecks per capita than Texas.  Anyway, the good citizen who saw these suspicious onlookers naturally concluded they were plotting to bomb the dam and called the highway patrol.  Their vehicle was eventually pulled over.  It turns out they were just sight-seeing, like any white American family does on any given day without fear from harassment or getting the shit kicked out of them.

    This demonstrates several things.  First, Americans are as paranoid as ever over non-white folks.  That's ironic considering it's the white folks who owned slaves and murdered (I mean "converted") the natives.  Secondly, fear has gripped the entire country, even a miniscule part of rural America that terrorists don't even know exists.  Thirdly, Americans are more apt to act upon their suspicions then they were on September 10, 2001.  At least in this case, the citizen responded with a cell phone instead of a baseball bat.  And lastly, this event demonstrates how prejudice leads to an irrational sense of security.  After September 11th, terrorists are unlikely to stake out their targets in broad daylight, by the side of the road.  Today, everyone with dark skin in the US can't avoid being misconstrued as a terrorist, unless said person has an American flag near by.
  • I graze upon Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.  Since Sept. 11th especially.  There have been some sad moments on that show for America but some surprising ones for sure.  For example, this particular show.  Those who held dear the freedom speech in the 18th century have proven themselves to be smarter than even themselves.  There might be hope for America after all.
  • The best Politically Incorrect broadcast must have been a fluke.  A very well-spoken African American, after September 11th, dared to speak out against the low-grade terror faced by African Americans in the US on a daily basis.  He expressed his fear about the real possibility of his son being pulled over in a white neighborhood, and reaching for his wallet, being shot because the officer mistook the wallet for a gun.  It sounds like something out of Israel, but no, it happens right here in the US every day.  The gentleman continued to say that, if the US treats its own citizens with such suspicion and brutality, that the US's treatment of "foreigners" in their own country must be even worse.  Therefore some sort of retaliation was to be expected.  To hear such things on corporate-owned commercial television was quite amazing, and I'm sure, the censors will see to it that this won't happen again.
  • KPFA and KCSM represent the last of the free speech left on the mostly corporate-controlled and raided radio.  Enjoy them while they last.  The Internet is next.
  • See what it takes to store spent fuel rods from nuclear power plants.  This is why we don't want any more of these things, not to mention the fact that they are an obvious target for terrorists.  This is what hubris means.
  • I don't fly the "blank check to go kick ass" US flag on my car or house
    • Arabs, Africans, Palestinians, etc. (you name it) want to kill Americans because they think Americans are making their lives worse, and they're not entirely wrong.
    • Violence begets violence.  Let us recall that the CIA trained Bin Laden to be a terrorist.  Let us recall that the Anthrax used to attack Americans came from the US military.
    • The US shouldn't have been bombing Iraq for the last ten years, shouldn't have put embargoes on Iraq and Cuba, shouldn't be occupying Puerto Rico, and shouldn't be supplying warlords with weapons.  If you're not aware of the US's historical dirty tricks, then you're probably too busy to get your news from non-corporate sources, and I can empathize.  It's virtually impossible to know what the truth is, you just have to decide for yourself, but the problem is that the facts are extremely hard to find.
    • The US should be doing more for Arabs than stealing their oil and giving their fifteenth century-era women-hating dictatorial royal families kick-backs for the privilege.  And that's just the Middle East.
    • Thanks to Kissinger, the US has also devastated Central and South America. 
    • I haven't even mentioned Asia.
    • We're lucky Sept. 11th is the only day we have to remember.  So far anyway.
    • Now we're in a position where we have to go on endless killing sprees to feel safe, and the problem is, we're never going to feel safe again.
    • The terrorists killed about 3,500 civilians in New York and Washington and the US has killed about that many with wayward bombs, and the deaths in Afghanistan and elsewhere will continue to mount.  So who is morally right?  Most Americans don't think Afghan lives are worth much, that's the problem.  After all, WE are the civilized superpower and THEY are not.
    • Mr. Bush.  We are not as gullible as you might think.  We do not swallow the military's words whole.  We know that innocent people are being targeted.  The military has no way of discerning between a terrorist and a non-terrorist.  As the saying goes, military intelligence is an oxymoron.  So you're guilty of murder, Mr. Bush.  You're guilty of war crimes, of crimes against humanity, and you're doing it because your father, trainers, handlers, and pretzel pre-chewers told you to.
  • While we're on the topic of the Middle East, let's remember that Jesus was a Jew, not a white American Christian.  Today, Jesus would likely be illegally detained for "interviewing."  The prejudice and racism demonstrated by the US's leadership only proves the hijackers' point.  Our leaders have learned nothing from the internment camps of World War II.  Whenever someone says that it's necessary to give up some freedom, it's always someone else's freedom they're talking about.
  • The scary thing about fundamentalist Christians is that, like fundamentalist anythings, they fundamentally don't care about life on earth.  Only the "hereafter" matters to them.  They can cause hell and  as long as they're going to heaven, it's a big success.  They just can't wait until the end of the world when all the bullshit in the book of Revelations comes true.  A nuclear holocaust would certainly fit the bill.  Sorry, loonies:  there's no heaven, and if there was a hell, you'd certainly be the first to go.
  • While we're on the topic of religion, why believe in one religion over all the others?  Why would one religion be true and the others false?  The ancient books are all mistranslations of fake-history books and fiction.  The real purpose of religion is to convince the masses that they aren't good enough for spirituality, so they will get in line and do as they are told.  This is why we have people strapping bombs to their chests and donating their life savings to Jerry Falwell.  As Nancy said so eloquently, just say NO.  Be kind to all mankind, to the animals, to the earth, and to yourself.  That is the universal message of every god.